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“Desperate for relevance, Jack Michaels, A.K.A. The Dark Horse, and Manhammer front man, has turned to watered down, Thom Yorke styled electronic cock-rock. It seems that he’s come down with a case of the has-beens” -Rock Bible Magazine
“Don’t think I ever heard of them.” -Jack Michaels
Manhammer Army Earrings
Made from only the cheapest world ores, these earrings give you that “I don’t give a shit” look that rocker’s crave. Packaged just like it came straight from China…cause it did.
Manhammer Army Pin
With over three sold (4), this pin is the most popular fashion accessory we have in our arsenal. Available is shiny black or shiny silver. Looks great as a pin.
Manhammer Army Necklace
The chain kinda looks cheap, but the metal is thick and expensive looking. Impress your friends with heavy metal(s). Not responsible for birth defects. Assembled in the gool ol’ China.
That’s what the haters said before famous movie and tv producers proposed a hot new series based on my life in the fast lane. It all started with my hit, “Dr. Dreamy’ back in the mid-nineties.
But I grew as an artist, developed my sound and started pumping out hits left and right that the old fans, with their heads stuck in the old days, don’t get.
Now my story is finally getting told.
The rock journalist that recognized my sound as influential and important to the history of music has invited me on her show. More deets to come.
Stay tuned! I’m going on air biatches!!
